gq:
Dwayne Schintzius Stood Up For His Mullet
And was promptly traded. According to Tampa Bay Online:
Former University of Florida basketball center Dwayne Schintzius, of Brandon High, was the NBA draft’s 24th overall pick in 1990. He liked the San Antonio Spurs and anticipated a long career there. But Spurs general manager Bob Bass didn’t care for Schintzius’ “lobster” hairstyle.
“He told me to cut it,” Schintzius said. “So I got it cut and sent him the shavings in an envelope. I’m not sure he appreciated that. And then, away I went.”
We would say there could be worse reasons for losing a job, but that would be a lie.
THERE IS NO ATHLETE MORE FIT TO REPRESENT THE STATE OF FLORIDA THAN DWAYNE SCHINTZIUS




![fuckyeanba:
This photo reminds me of the time Scottie Pippen came up behind Karl when he was shooting big free throws in the NBA Finals, and said:
“The Mailman doesn’t deliver on Sundays.”
I’ve probably blogged this before, but the game in question occurred on a Sunday, and it’s the single greatest trash talking I’ve ever heard about (and that includes Larry at the 3 point shooting contest in the locker room, and everything Chuck, MJ, Isiah, Magic, Laimbeer, and Oakley ever said).
Malone missed the free throws and the Bulls won the championship.
[pic via salon94; h/t Observer.com]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp44yt7Poh1qbcs46o1_500.jpg)

