looks cooler than mine :[
Nowitzki, according to a Bloomberg report, has no agent and has never had endorsement deals beyond one shoe contract with Nike. Nowitzki also has conducted all of his own contract negotiations, and though he doesn’t have a business manager he does have an “advisor” in Germany.
Nowitzki explained his decision not to pursue endorsements to Bloomberg by saying, “I always wanted to be a basketball player. Nothing more, nothing less.”
And with that, my love for Dirk, already at an all-time high, has surpassed almost all others. He’s done more the than basically anyone else to repair the covertly frazzled German coldness Americans have harbored since D-Day. He’ll stand as a testament to doing it the right way, and always having faith. He might not save the NBA, but he certainly restored a lot of casual fan’s interest. You gotta love him for that regardless of who you root for.
LEBRON HAS 6 TOES (no photoshop)
I don’t know what to say about this. I’m kidding. I know exactly what to say: This is gross and I vomited.
It explains why he’s so fast, why he jumps so high. He’s working with extra equipment.
Toes: 6. Rings: 0.
Additional toes seems rather unregal, King.
That 6 will be the closest he ever gets to Jordan’s 6.
Gotta get these jokes in now in case Miami wins…
(via The Basketball Jones)
THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN!!! IT’S HIS FAULT!!!!
Man up, LeBron, and take the responsibility.
If you go back and watch some of the earliest footage of Lebron in the playoffs (back in his Cleveland days), and then re-watch game’s 4 and 5 (and even some of the earlier games this Finals series), you’ll notice something is up. What that something is, continues to baffle all of us, and I’m sorry to say that I can’t get over it. Stay tuned for some rumor-mongering in the form of pictorials.